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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Roller Skating
Tongue Twister
The house has moss and a mouse,
the moss are eaten by the mouse,
the house looses the moss,
so the owners of the house kills the mouse.
R.I.D.I.C.U.L.U.S. I know. Did you try it? If you haven't then try it NOW. (If you say it is BEYOND ridiculus)
Friday, December 26, 2008
What a day..........
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
What day is today??
MERRY CHRISTMASS EVERYONE!!
Ice Skating~~~~~~!!
I found this in my Email
Joke on Singapore
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers ofUK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising nearS.Arabia.The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussionsoon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery oftheir own soldiers.The President of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon hecalled his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds aroundthis ship!".The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the sharkinfested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing himlike mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deckand said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US Presidentreplied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-starGeneral and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around Thisship!".The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the sharkinfested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasinghim like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star Generalcame up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PMreplied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that hissoldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!". ThePrivate replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I ampaying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want to Haolian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself ! @#*&%F!........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Sorry forgot bout this one.
Roller Skating
Friday, November 28, 2008
List of things not posted.....
1. Ice skating (I suck in this.....)
2. Accident after karate class......(accidently hit my teacher's head when I kick my ******* retarded bro's shoe.
3. Bought a DVD pc game but didn't get the right one from the store owner.(just happened and I'll go change tomorow.)
Well, this is all...(I think) I lazy to post 1 and 2. But I think I'll be posting 3 soon.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Noooooooo~~~~~~~~
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Let me Explain please......
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
What Makes Malaysians, Malaysians
1. You can name all the players from the the English Premier League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia , one name also cannot come out.
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.
6. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
7. You have a parent who force you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
8. You know someone who can specially develop a 'mat salleh' accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
9. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
10. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
11. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
12. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
13. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
14. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'
15. When a 'mat salleh' stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
Monday, November 10, 2008
2 new games
Monday, November 3, 2008
So relaxing........
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Victory!!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Quit basketball.........
Hey! Say! JUMP
Wow!! An advertisment from Lim Zhiong Sern.
Here's a picture of Zhiong Sern's busy moments.
Tada!! Job done!!
Traitors should never be forgiven........
Friday, October 17, 2008
One more......
Bored.......so bored.......
Shakugan No Shana
New Manga
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Sorry lar Victor......
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
...........Farewell........
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Netball......=,=''
What's the problem being 'emo' ?
Sunday, October 12, 2008
One who is dumb should never boast.........
Thursday, October 9, 2008
My holidays!! (This was a bit late........)
Oh ya, the friends were Vincent Chin and Tan Zhi Hao.