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HEADS UP!!

I just found out something new today. Today is an emo day!! Alrite, here's how I found out. Went to school today. I started worried bout something. And so started emo-ing. I thought I was the only emo-ing but a few of my friends were emo-ing too. LOLZ. And so, 24th of MARCH IS EMO DAY. Oh yeah, I remember that my old friends used to call me emo king. lolz. XD. I think tomorrow I'm gonna go CRAZY, BERSERK, HYPER!! So, careful. This is all, cya!!

From my email....

This is Malaysia - What a True Malaysian Should Know

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK :
Stout.. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Santa Barbara', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all 'dried up'.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU’?
- on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
- 10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive chicken meat?

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION:
'I got some work to do la…u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES :
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS :
Dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again
within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
Everybody doing what lah.......

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
Give them minum kopi lar...

A few among many reasons I want to transfer school.

Simple Plan - Welcome to my Life
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Yes.
Do you ever feel out of place?
Yes.
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
You're right. NO ONE understands me. Except for some of them.....
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Yes.
Do you lock yourself in your room?
Uhm, sometimes...
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
NOPE...

No you don't know what it's like
Yes, I know.
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
I 100% know.

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Harlo, the same thing happened to me.
Welcome to my life
Thx.

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Sometimes.
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
VERY!!
Are you desperate to find something more?
Yes.
Before your life is over
Of course la. Or not wait till I die meh?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Not really. Just stuck inside a school I hate.
Are you sick of everyone around?
Some of them. Not all.
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
.....*sob*

No you don't know what it's like
How many times must I say? I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!!
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
I said.....I KNOW!!

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!!
Welcome to my life
Thx.

No one ever lied straight to your face
A lot.
No one ever stabbed you in the back
Who say? Few times liao lor.
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Of course la, you happy. Being a famous singer not happy? Siao la.
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Go to hell. It's my hard work.
Never had to work it was always there
I put so much effort yet you say this?
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
I KNOW!!

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
See? You also don't know. Yet you say I don't know. Tsk tsk tsk.

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
I know.....I know..... trying to give me mental problem is it?

Welcome to my life
Thx.
Welcome to my life
I hear you.
Welcome to my life
I am not deaf. No need to repeat so many times.