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Joke on Singapore

Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers ofUK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising nearS.Arabia.The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussionsoon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery oftheir own soldiers.The President of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon hecalled his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds aroundthis ship!".The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the sharkinfested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing himlike mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deckand said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!". The proud US Presidentreplied "That's what I call guts!".

The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-starGeneral and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around Thisship!".The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the sharkinfested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasinghim like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star Generalcame up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PMreplied "That's what I call guts!"

The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that hissoldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!". ThePrivate replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I ampaying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want to Haolian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself ! @#*&%F!........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!"