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Saturday, May 30, 2009
Found this in my email. Made me laugh like hell.
How to choose a bride, Malaysian style
A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown
the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him
over to her house.
The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say..... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.........'
The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!
The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The earlier two were a lot better looking!'
He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... Teachers very good, very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!'
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... Female mini bus Conductor much better laa.... they always say: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK...... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'
The mother fainted....
A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown
the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him
over to her house.
The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say..... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.........'
The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!
The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The earlier two were a lot better looking!'
He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... Teachers very good, very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!'
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... Female mini bus Conductor much better laa.... they always say: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK...... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'
The mother fainted....
Lucky me, Lucky me.....
About the spores, I have no more problems. I bought the whole game. I bought GTA Anthology too. got all the GTA. But still spores the best. ITS AWESOME.. You guys should try it out. That's all cya.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Noooo........
I can't believe what happened yesterday night....... It's so terribile!! ARRGGHH!!! All my bitcomet files vanished........ Spore - 71.8%. GONE JUST LIKE THAT!! After a week of downloading...... This is how it happened. [Skip Beggining]. I closed everything and started to continue downloading spore. Then I wanted to open creature creator trial edition. The computer got stuck. I try clicking bitcomet but nothing happened.....so I told my brother that I wanted to turn off the computer and on it again. After I on, I opened bitcomet. EVERYTHING GONE. So I restart computer. Today, I downloaded the newest version of bitcomet. Installed and I try to continue the spore torrent. That crap dares to say: Torrent_File_Too_Large. F**K!! T,T That's all.......cya.....gona go play GTA to cheer myself up..........
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Last Saturday....
Last Saturday, I had both good news and bad news. Which one first? I guess good news first? Ok, After Karate, I went to a proton car shop with my family. We finnaly got our new car!! Proton Exora. Not bad ya know? Got TV, GPS, what else? Bluetooth to answer phone calls. The whole car can listen. Bad news: I changed my tuition time to Sunday, at night because Saturday I need to go to SNS at Technology Park. The thing is, me, my bro and my cousin went there. Yes, we skated. Half Way. The road there was nice. But a security guard came and told us to turn back.......Damn him..... He said if we go further there will be wild boars........So, no choice la. Everyone ciao back to the carpark. Nixon said he wanted everyone to take shot guns next month to kill all the wild boars and Barbeque them. Nice...BBQ. But got malay people la...... well, that's all for now....i guess? so, Cya. And enjoy my new song.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Almost fainted/died......
Last Saturday went for karate..... I was late and missed the warm up so, me and my bro juz did the warm up ourselves. Then we join the class. [Blah Blah Blah]. Then we went and do the sparring. Horse stance hand sparring. Want me die ah senior? I hate it the most..... First, he put an Indian Girl to spar with me....... which I hate sparring with girls most? Dammit!! Then we need to switch partner. The senior came and ask me to spar with him. Bullshit. I kena belasah kau kau. His last punch was a triple combo. The last hit hit my stomach......Ouch..... So when we need to switch partners, I quickly went to my friend. So then, [Blah Blah Blah]. That's all. Cya.